Brantley: “It’s pajama day at work and I don’t know what to wear.”

Me: “Wow, pajama day. Hey don’t forget your science project and your gym clothes.”

Brantley: “I’m serious. What should I wear?”

Me: “Would your actual nighttime ensemble be unacceptable, i.e. basketball shorts, no shirt and slobber on your face?”

Brantley: (no response)

Me: “Ok, how about the footy pajamas your cousins got you for Christmas.”

Brantley: “It’s a relatively new job, Lori. That would be too much, too soon. Not to mention they’re a little tight and you can see my frank and beans.”

After much deliberation and a little brainstorming he decided on flannel pajama pants, slippers and his robe. However, I would like to show you the little piece of heaven that his co-workers missed out on. Please note the striking similarities between Brantley and the Hoodie-Footie Snuggle Suit model. I think he missed his calling.

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