• Brantley and I were pulling into the parking lot of a restaurant today, when a morbidly obese individual went strolling in. Brantley ruined his daily Karma with the comment, “How much you wanna bet her eyes AREN’T bigger than her stomach!” All I could do was shake my head.
  • This evening while applying Jergens lotion to his sunburn, he exclaimed, “Mmmm. Original cherry almond scent brings back inappropriate adolescent memories.”
    TMI, honey.

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