Deep Thoughts- Sweet Mammaries

Why is it that every time I buy a pair of shorts from Target, the pockets are sewn together? I end up having to tuck my cell phone into my bra because I have no place else to put it. Everyone knows you can only stash certain tools in your bra without fear of short circuiting due to boob sweat. I don’t think Target could handle my death by mammary electrocution.

So I ask you, are stylish shorts with pockets at an affordable price too much to ask? Dang sweat shop kids cain’t make nuthin’ right.

2 thoughts on “Deep Thoughts- Sweet Mammaries

  • Oh, the younger generation…whatever will they do?
    I don’t buy pre-distressed jeans as they get distressed enough while I wear them (pause here for chuckles) and I’ve never paid somebody else for cut-off shorts. My scissors ain’t just for nose hair.
    If I don’t like the color of the clothes I get (yes from Goodwill) I dye them. It ain’t brain surgery.
    Would you like me to sew a cell phone pocket onto your shorts (or tops)? Save the bras for important accessories…like $$…;)
    ps — i agree about those sweatshop kids…boycott ‘em I say…

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