An Update From Your Friendly Neighborhood Martyr

You’ll be happy to know that Luke is feeling better from the viral torticollis he developed over the weekend. If you haven’t read about it yet, then grab some Kleenex. It’s a real tear jerker. 

It wasn’t enough that I had to relinquish my Tempur-Pedic neck pillow to him, but he added insult to injury when he asked me today, “Am I your favorite grandson?” and “Back when you were a kid did people drink chicken juice?”

I answered, “No,” to both. 

What a punk. He’s going to have to learn NOT to insult the person in charge of giving him neck massages.

2 thoughts on “An Update From Your Friendly Neighborhood Martyr

Leave a Reply to BadParentingMoments Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>