In response to accusations that she took her six year old daughter tanning, bronze goddess Patricia Krentcil is slurring the records straight. She insists that this entire campaign against her has been orchestrated by a jealous individual in her life. It makes perfect sense when she explains it.
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E Online is reporting that Snooki is 3-4 months pregnant. Only time will tell if the baby comes out just like its Mother- tan with acrylic nails, and a venereal disease. Something tells me that her boyfriend, Jionni will spare no expense on a paternity test. Can we blame him?
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Michael Lohan was arrested recently for assaulting his girlfriend. This has left people everywhere asking, “is he a good role model?”
Leah and baby-daddy Corey from the MTV reality show Teen Mom, are now married, and despite herself, she wore a white dress at the wedding. Corey donned a tuxedo with a camouflage vest and wedding band. His grand kids will be excited to inherit that one day. It looked to be a classy event where everrbody did their har up faincy-like.
Angelina Jolie reportedly made another comment about how monogamy isn’t necessary in a relationship. Always a big surprise coming from such a man-stealing whore.
And finally, Chris Brown had a violent meltdown after an appearance on Good Morning America last week. In his defense, he was upset over the interview questions selected by Robin Roberts, and he broke a window in his dressing room because there was no one in there he could hit.
Paris Hilton was arrested over the weekend for possession of cocaine when it fell out of her purse during a traffic stop. She reportedly told the arresting officer that she thought it was chewing gum. This confirms my suspicion that she is not nearly choosy enough regarding what she puts in her mouth.
The 2011 Dancing with the Stars
cast was just announced and they may as well change the name of the show to “Dancing with a Couple of Stars and a Few Other People”. The producers, yet again, created their usual cross section of dysfunctional pseudo-celebrities. Professional athletes, reality show contestants, a few actors, and the troubled relative of a former politician. It should prove to be a good season, especially if David Hasselhoff falls off the wagon again. Fingers crossed.