Category Archives: A Moment in Pop Culture

A Moment in Pop Culture
29
Mar

Back again! Ready and willing to pop your culture. Let’s get started, shall we?

Michael Lohan was arrested recently for assaulting his girlfriend.  This has left people everywhere asking, “is he a good role model?”
Leah and baby-daddy Corey from the MTV reality show Teen Mom, are now married, and despite herself, she wore a white dress at the wedding.  Corey donned a tuxedo with a camouflage vest and wedding band.  His grand kids will be excited to inherit that one day.  It looked to be a classy event where everrbody did their har up faincy-like.
Angelina Jolie reportedly made another comment about how monogamy isn’t necessary in a relationship.  Always a big surprise coming from such a man-stealing whore.
And finally, Chris Brown had a violent meltdown after an appearance on Good Morning America last week.  In his defense, he was upset over the interview questions selected by Robin Roberts, and he broke a window in his dressing room because there was no one in there he could hit. 

A Moment in Pop Culture
26
Oct

  • Celine Dion and her dad recently gave birth to twins. Gross. It’s amazing how someone so malnourished is able to procreate. I hope those babies are receiving formula because the only thing coming out of those expired fun bags is one hundred year old dust. Go eat some cornbread and get out of my face.

  • The Talk debuted this week on CBS as the cast members tried desperately to come across as something different from ABC’s the View, while being relevant at the same time. They failed.
  • There’s never an excuse to watch Nancy Grace, but believe me when I say that there was NOTHING on TV last night. I was reminded, yet again, that Nancy Grace has the dumbest callers of all time. Why someone with a helmet resembling Lord Vader and the face of a chupacabra has their own cable TV show is beyond me. Maybe it’s the way she gives long pauses between words, giving listeners the impression that she is saying something important. This. Is. Cancer. On. The. Breast. Of. Television.

  • Breaking news: Taylor Swift has written a song about a former celebrity love interest. Wow. No one could’ve seen that coming. Hey Taylor, you’re twenty years old. Stop expecting to marry every single person you date.

A Moment in Pop Culture
1
Sep

Paris Hilton was arrested over the weekend for possession of cocaine when it fell out of her purse during a traffic stop. She reportedly told the arresting officer that she thought it was chewing gum. This confirms my suspicion that she is not nearly choosy enough regarding what she puts in her mouth.

The 2011 Dancing with the Stars cast was just announced and they may as well change the name of the show to “Dancing with a Couple of Stars and a Few Other People”. The producers, yet again, created their usual cross section of dysfunctional pseudo-celebrities. Professional athletes, reality show contestants, a few actors, and the troubled relative of a former politician. It should prove to be a good season, especially if David Hasselhoff falls off the wagon again. Fingers crossed.