Well, well, well, it appears that Simon Cowell is going to be a father. News reports have just surfaced that the former American Idol judge is expecting a little-one with the wife of his long-time friend and real estate developer, Andrew Silverman.
After being taught to act like a gentleman and say, “After you. Ladies first.”-
“No, Mom! It’s after you. MANS first.”
“Hey Mom, Baxter painted the back door. It wasn’t me.”
“Lucas, don’t tell a lie. That would be impossible.”
(Sadly, Baxter sensed danger in being thrown under the bus and instinctively put himself in his crate.)
|Luke shown here wiping paint off the door.|