To do list:
- Obtain Herman Cain book tour schedule.
- Buy copy of This is Herman Cain! My Journey to the White House.
- Don a low cut blouse.
- Wait in line to have the book signed.
- Get groped.
- Wait on vagina chasing Gloria Allred to call me.
- Deposit check.
While a five figure settlement isn’t enough to live comfortably on, it could certainly help out with Christmas expenses.