Luke’s class is reading a new book about frogs. When I picked him up from school yesterday he was very excited to share his new found knowledge of frogs with me.

“Mom, did you know that when frogs are babies they don’t have wegs yet? They have tails and they’re called tampons.”

“I think you mean tadpoles, sweetie. Baby frogs are called Tad-Poles.”

The little professor disagreed with me until we finally settled on calling them “tad-puns.”

Parenting is all about choosing your battles.