It’s already February and I have to say that I have been cracking away at my winter bucket list and New Year’s resolutions. Here are a few accomplishments that really solidify my my swagger.

• Being named Trophy Wife of the Year for 2012. Caught be completely by surprise for the eighth year in a row.
• Supervising Luke in hand making eleventy million Valentine’s. My house is covered in glitter and pom poms. 
• Detoxing my son from candy. Although this has only occurred in the last week or so, it’s kind of amazing to see what happens when he gets his hands on a few Smarties, or God forbid a red ring pop. Katy, whoever you are, grab some rope and bar the freaking door. 
• Giving up red meat in my super-slow attempt to one day go vegetarian. I also gave up pork, only to have a bacon and pepperoni relapse forty-eight hours later. Baby steps, as they say.

Pork-on-pork crime